Stupid Cleaning Tips
bro just clean the camera lens.
Observe your plants. Are they wilting or otherwise uncomfortable. If they are uncomfortable, move them. this should take priority over all else
if you have a lamp, or other beautiful glass objects, is it dusted. shiny
your phone. bro just clean the camera lens. bro every photo you take will be fucked up
just stop with the spoiled milk. i know you are afraid of it. just throw it away. just the whole thing. dont even bother being nice to the garbage people by making it less heavy by pouring it down the sink - just throw it out. if you know it’s spoiled, don’t even check it. if you know it’s spoiled to the point that you are afraid of this milk then throw it away
for fuck’s sake have clean drinkable water. It doesn’t matter if it’s water bottles in a cabinet, or water bottles in a fridge, or a filter that attaches to the sink, or a water-jug filter that you keep in the fridge, or a water-jug filter that you keep outside of the fridge, or a water thing attached inside the fridge, or a big water cooler like in an office. Jurst have fucking water. people need to drink this shit
like have a trash can, with a liner. nobody wants to throw things into your trash can, just with no bag, thinking that later you will have to just shovel all of it into a bag by yourself. people aren’t going to throw things away or offer to clean up. it’s depressing. they don’t want to stain the inside of your trashcan with their garbage. they wonder how do you even live
the inside of your microwave should be cleaned, ever. like yay your soup exploded in there 3 months ago. 3 entire months passed. your microwave isn’t some magic refrigerator. it’s a cabinet with some electrical components. that random beef stock is spoiling. so is that milk from that oatmeal. it’s all rotting together. yeah if you cleaned your entire apartment for your friends to come over hoping that they just will not have to heat something up this is a safe bet. but otherwise what the fuck actually. there is a difference between cleaning your microwave “ever” versus “never.”
just like the stuff coming out of the side of your bed. is it in or is it out. yes this is a hard problem, you put way too much stuff down there, and there was already stuff, and you can’t really push the old stuff in all the way because there is a weird rod under the bed supporting the bed and when you first put stuff in you thought you’d tetris the fuck out of it but actually you gave up too early the first time and now you can’t fit as much under there as you expected. but just make a decision. don’t live like this
your laundry everywhere isn’t an everyone problem that everyone can relate to. it’s not this super cute haha I’m approachable. you’re showing everyone you can’t run a pretty mechanical assembly line run mostly by machines, and then you can’t bother to buy a bin to hide the fact of your negligence around the assembly line thing. how much clothes do you even own. why do you not have a dresser if you have that many clothes. obviously this has been a problem for years
anyweayy all this has solutions and processes. do not despair yet plz. In my poadcast —