Day 6 - New Content Attempt
Alice and Bart are sitting around, being exhausting to themselves, to their friends, to their families.
Alice: I feel exhausting.
Bart: Yeah me too.
They think about what movie they want to watch, and they both draw a blank
Alice: Didn’t you have that film friend who recommended something?
Bart: Yeah. There was some horror movie about what happens when the Swedes and the Norwegians have a dinner party. Some kind of horror of manners. You know a comedy of manners? It’s like that but horror.
Alice: Sounds horrifying.
Bart: Yeah, I’ll go heat up the pizza.
Alice: Hey Bart, I was thinking about something.
Bart: What’s up?
Alice: I was thinking that we could go to that waterfall I used to swim under every summer when I was a teenager. We can go and be romantic or whatever.
Bart: Yeah being romantic or whatever sounds fun.
Alice: It had all these rivers and all these rocks. You can climb the rocks. Sometimes it is dry, and you can walk on the river, and there are these trickles of water. There is forest everywhere. Sometimes there are people around, but sometimes there isn’t a person in sight at all.
Bart: That sounds fun.
Alice: Yeah. And…well…we haven’t done it….outside in a long time. This could be the time. There’s nobody around…
Bart: But where would we throw away the condoms? We have to really be mindful about not upsetting nature. We could really get in trouble.
Alice: We don’t have to use condoms. We can go when I am in my we-don’t-need-protection zone.
Bart: But Alice. Didn’t you bang Crazy Rick the other day without any condoms? How do I know you don’t have any STDs?
Alice: Bart that was your dream that you had about me with Rick from Rick and Morty. That never actually happened in real life.
Bart: Hmm okay. It’s a plan then.
Alice: Yay!
Bart: But you have to do something for me.
Alice: Uh oh what is it.
Bart: I want you to let me fly my drone. I want to take pictures of you with my drone. You know. Before or after we do it.
Alice: whaaaaa—-
Bart: Yes. There won’t be people around. Nobody will be startled. If I crash it, it will be okay. I want to take photos of you with my drone.
Alice: well alright.
Crazy Sam: Oh hey guys what are you talking about
Alice: We are talking about going to the river sometime soon.
Crazy Sam: Oh that sounds great. Can I come?
Alice: Yeah!
Bart: Wait…uh…it might be….cold.
Crazy Sam: That’s okay that is not a problem I have sweaters.
Alice: Hurray!
Bart: But wait we uhhhhhhh might have plans
Crazy Sam: What’re you guys going to get up to?
Bart: We might take extremely boring drone shots
Crazy Sam: Oh I know how long that takes to set up, yeah, I’ll do something else. Meanwhile I’m gonna go shopping, later.
Bart: Alice what was that
Alice: Hmm?
Bart: Why were you inviting him to our special thing that you yourself wanted as your special thing!
Alice: Oh. I just thought I was answering his question.
Bart: You didn’t think he would actually want to come?
Alice: Oh yeah I thought if we didn’t want him to come we could just tell him later
Bart: But then he would already be excited about coming. It would be a whole emotional roller coaster
…..to be continued….